Follows the surreal adventures of a cow, named Cow, and her chicken brother, named Chicken. They are often antagonized by "The Red Guy", who poses as various characters to scam them.

Season 1

S01E01Field Trip to Folsom Prison The Girl's Bathroom This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge On a field trip to the penitentiary, Chicken switches places with a hardened criminal named Red. S01E02Supermodel Cow Part Time Job I R on Sun Chicken, Flem and Earl are fascinated by the girls' bathroom. S01E03Alive! Who Is Supercow Deep Sea Tour I.M. Weasel must complete the trans Atlantic Bridge. S01E04Confused The Molting Fairy I R Gentlemans At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad. S01E05The Ugliest Weenie, Part I I R a Big Star The Ugliest Weenie, Epilogue Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"". S01E06Crash Dive Happy Meat The Power of Odor I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus. But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M... S01E07School Bully Time Machine Ping-Pong at Sea Cow and her babysitter accidentally get stuck up on the roof. S01E08Orthodontic Police The Cow With Four Eyes Disease Fiesta Red Guy is trying to know the secret identity of Supercow. S01E09Cow's Instincts, Don't It Ballerina Cow I R Plant Life Bathysphere operator I.R. Baboon takes children on a deep sea tour. S01E10Chicken's First Kiss Squirt the Daisies I M Ambassador Mom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-minded machines. S01E11Lawnmower Chicken Cow Loves Piles Law of Gravity Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that he'll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U. system at the carnival. S01E12Space Cow The Legend of Sailcat Happy Baboon Holidays It's discovered that I.R. is the king of the kingdom of Yurp, so Weasel must turn him into a gentleman. S01E13Headhunting in Oregon The King & Queen of Cheese I Architect Cow writes a play called The Ugliest Weenie, -- a sad tale about an ugly, deformed weenie in a pack of otherwise beautiful weenies (hotdogs).

Season 2

S02E01Fluffy the Anaconda The Laughing Puddle I R Mommy Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner. S02E02Pirate Lessons Halloween With Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast I M Deity Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chicken's nightclub. S02E03Tongue Sandwich Dream Date Chicken I Am Crybaby I.R. finds an abandoned baby and adopts him as his son. S02E04Sumo Cow Comet I R 's Phantom Foot The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny. S02E05Dirty Laundry Grizzly Beaver Safari Queen of Denile The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonight's Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson. S02E06Which Came First Boneless Kite I Are Music Man Weasel and I.R. create their forms of life. S02E07Cow and Chicken Reclining Orthodontic Police I Am My Lifetime Cow's tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someone's gravy, and licking the candy store dry. Soon, Tongue finds himself on the lam, and runs back to Cow. Everything is back to normal, until Chicken's wattle decides to run away to. S02E08Free Inside Journey to the Center of Cow I R Pixie Fairie Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted. S02E09The Karate Chick Yard Sale I R Ice Fisher Weasel must relocate the people who suffer from the cronic crybaby syndrome, not knowing that they are the main source of water on the planet. S02E10Meet Lance Sackless Who's Afraid of the Dark I R Role Model Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up. S02E11The Bad News Plastic Surgeons The Exchange Student I R in Wrong Cartoon Cow and Chicken's class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dad's golf balls (he was golfing right next door), Chicken hangs it in front of the telescope; soon, the whole town is in panic of the arrival of ""Dad's Ball Comet"". S02E12Child Star Perpetual Energy My Friend, the Smart Banana I.R. hurts himself while walking up to Weasel's house! Weasel discovers that I.R. has broken his phantom foot! When I.R. goes to see Dr Clearbottom on phantom limbs, this doc's services are at a very high price! Weasel later reveals that it was Clearbottom who dug the hole which injured I.R.'s phantom foot so he can take all his money! S02E13Bad Chicken Stay Awake I R Wild Baboon The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guy's false stories makes Chicken loses friends.

Season 3

S03E01Can Cow Come Out and Play Horn Envy Time Weasel The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him. S03E02Goin' My Way The Babysitter The Hole Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends. S03E03Cow Fly Where Am I I Stand Corrected Weasel creates a time machine that I.R. uses to go back in time, but Weasel discovers that I.R. is destined to solve all kind of problems at certain periods. S03E04Sergeant Weenie Arms Sow and Chicken I Am Bush Pilot While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud. S03E05Me An' My Dog Cow's Dream Catcher Dessert Island Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers. S03E06Grandma at the Mall Chicken in the Bathroom Unsinkable I R Weasel comes to investigate the world's largest hole, same hole I.R. tries to fill with cement. S03E07Chickens Don't Fly P E I Am Vampire Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator. S03E08Playing Hookie Chicken Lips Honey, I Are Home Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her. S03E09The Day I Was Born Factory Follies Driver's Sped Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices. S03E10101 Uses for Cow and Chicken Intelligent Life A Tree Story After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies. S03E11Be Careful What You Wish For Lost at Sea I R Do Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways. S03E12Night of the Ed Cow's Pie I Are Good Dog Weasel is the captain of his own comercial plane, and must take a bunch of people up a river with I.R. as his co-pilot. S03E13Professor Longhorn Steer A Couple of Skating Fools He Said, He Said Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.

Season 4

S04E01Chachi the Chewing Gum Seal Black Sheep of the Family Enemy Camp Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal. S04E02The Big Move Cow's Magic Blanket I Are Ghost Cow and Chicken get a visit from their cousin, Black Sheep (who really is in both terms). While Mom and Dad run away, Cow and Chicken try to make Black Sheep feel at home, but when he compliments Flem and Earl in scientific terms, they assume that Black Sheep is a dangerous criminal. Cow tries to help Black Sheep, who everyone changes their minds about, after he saves a woman's life from a heart attack. S04E03Cow's Toys I Scream I Am Gladiator Weasel and I.R. remember the days in which they were good friends, until they were sent to Enemy Camp. S04E04Cloud Nine Send in the Clowns Revolutionary Weasel It's ""Bring Your Kids to Work Day"", so Dad does just that. Dad's job is guarding the government's money. When he has to appear at a sudden confernce, he leaves Cow and Chicken in his office. Red Guy, who is now a Canadian Mounty Police, finds them, and begins to stalk them, until they surrender. S04E05Major Wedgie The Loneliest Cow Dream Weasel Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops. S04E06Invisible Cow Monster in the Closet I Am Hairstylist The director of Weasel and I.R.'s cartoons does nothing but stealing old clichés from classic cartoons. S04E07The Full Mounty Mall Cop I Am Cliched Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says ""Made In Hong Kong"", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her. S04E08Snail Boy The Penalty Wheel The Magnificent Motorbikini It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy). S04E09Chicken's Fairy Tale Magic Chicken I Am Whale Captain Back in Roman times, Weasel and I.R. battle each other as gladiators. S04E10Cow's Horse Red Butler The Baboon's Paw Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides. S04E11Cow's a Beauty Piano Lessons The Sackless Games Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out. S04E12Duck, Duck, Chicken The Great Pantzini Who Rubbed Out Cow & Chicken Weasel and I.R. tell their grandsons how they influenced U.S. history. S04E13The Cow and Chicken Blues The Ballad of Cow and Chicken I R Good Salesman Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies ""our old house was infested with ants.""