Married with Children

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.

Season 1

S01E01Married with Children In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundys. S01E02Thinergy Marcy gives Peggy the book "Thinnergy", which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join in, but they refuse. When the diet makes Peggy really annoying, Steve convinces Al to join the diet, and persuades Peggy to quit. S01E03Sixteen Years and What Do You Get The Bundys and the Rhoades' hear of crime in the neighborhood. Al buys a gun, and the Rhoades' buy a dog. Al hears a noise and accidentally kills the dog, thinking it was a burglar. S01E04But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy Steve and Marcy plan on adding another room to their house with their tax refund. Al tries to coax Steve into building a pool room, while Peg and Marcy decide on an exercise room. Who will win? S01E05Have You Driven a Ford Lately Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can't stop from despising their husbands. S01E06Whose Room Is It Anyway Al is unable to purchase a gift for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary as his credit card seemed to be maxed out. S01E07Al Loses His Cherry In an attempt to spice up their marriage, Al and Peg check in at a hotel, while Steve and Marcy babysit Bud and Kelly. The Rhoades' learn that babysitting the young Bundys is a mistake when the kids turn their home into a rioting party. S01E08Peggy Sue Got Work Al invites Steve to play poker, but Steve ends up losing his paycheck to Al. Afraid to tell Marcy the truth, Steve tries to convince Peggy to give him the check back. S01E09Married without Children Peg wants a VCR and Al won't get it for her. She ends up working at a department store for money, which disrupts her and Al's relationship. S01E10The Poker Game Al spends some time at Luke Ventura's apartment after running out from a fight with Peg. S01E11Where's the Boss Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy becomes so disgusted and she tells Peg, who tries to give her tips on how to avoid them. S01E12Nightmare on Al's Street After thinking that his boss is dead, Al tries to find another job unless he gets some appreciation and credit for his work. S01E13Johnny Be Gone 732p TUBI Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some executive big-shots.

Season 2

S02E01Buck Can Do It In the second season opener, the Bundys go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble head their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists, arrives. S02E02Poppy's by the Tree (Pt 1) Peg is kidnapped by the axe murderer and it's up to Al to save her. S02E03Poppy's by the Tree (Pt 2) Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking that he stole the money and that they are now a wealthy family. S02E04If I Were a Rich Man One of the Bundys neighbors threaten to sue when Buck the dog mates with their dog, and asks the Bundys to neuter Buck, which Al refuses to do. S02E05For Whom the Bell Tolls Marcy and Steve have a fight, which leads to Marcy joining Peggy and her friends going to a strip club, where Marcy accidentally loses her wedding ring ... down a stripper's pants. S02E06Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Pt 1) A stripper shows up at Al's with Marcy's wedding ring. Al convinces Steve to make Marcy feel guilty about losing it, and confronts Peg about what she was doing at the strip club. S02E07Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Pt 2) The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the rest of the neighborhood. S02E08Born to Walk Al fails his test for renewing his license on the same day Kelly gets hers. S02E09Alley of the Dolls Peg meets and old rival from high school and their two families face off at a bowling match to see who the real loser is. With the Bundy team being one player short, Steve has to step in to help. S02E10The Razor's Edge A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy. S02E11How Do You Spell Revenge Al tries to improve Peg's softball skills while Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo. S02E12Earth Angel Bud meets a 21 year old art student in the park and brings her to the Bundy household. Everybody seems to like her but Marcy, who plans to get rid of her. S02E13You Better Watch Out This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead. S02E14Guys and Dolls Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy's old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to keep the doll. S02E15Build a Better Mousetrap A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds. S02E16Master the Possibilities When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundys go on a spending spree. S02E17Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her. S02E18The Great Escape The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a rock concert. S02E19Impo-Dent Marcy dents Steve's new Mercedes and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant. S02E20Just Married with Children Having filled in an application for the Rhoades' to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the game show for newlyweds - "How Do I Love Thee", portraying Steve and Marcy. S02E21Father Lode Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al's wallet. S02E22All in the Family Peg's hillbilly relatives from W* County pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's inputs, and Al is trying all he can to watch the John Wayne film "Hondo."

Season 3

S03E01The Camping Show In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957. S03E02He Thought He Could Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it. S03E03I'm Goin' to Sweatland A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High. S03E04Poke High A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men. S03E05A Dump of My Own Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage. S03E06Her Cups Runneth Over Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday. S03E07The Bald and the Beautiful Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him. S03E08I'll See You in Court When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death. S03E09The Gypsy Cried Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons. S03E10Requiem for a Dead Barber The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill. S03E11Eatin' Out Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window. S03E12My Mom, the Mom Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled. S03E13Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics. S03E14A Three Job, No Income Family Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up. S03E15The Harder They Fall Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party. S03E16The House That Peg Lost Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen. S03E17Married with Prom Queen Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win? S03E18Married with Prom Queen The Sequel Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates. S03E19The Computer Show Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it. S03E20The Dateless Amigo When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates. S03E21Life's a Beach When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies. S03E22Here's Lookin' at You, Kid